you special?!?!

Today, Aman and I went to AMK to eat at Hady Mirza’s fam’s satay/soto stall. I assure you, its really the best satay ever. My parents loveeeeeee their satay stall and they often travel to AMK just to eat that. If you want to go there, I don’t really know how to direct you but its right behind the new NTUC and the hawker centre is near to a carpark. Yeah I know, not so helpful but explore lah ok? Heheh.

So when Aman was queueing for the food, I was sitting at the table minding my own business when suddenly I heard the voice of an old man, talking on the phone, flirtatiously, and no, he was far from manly. In short, he was a girly old man T_T I ignored cos I can’t be bothered to listen to the convo lah right. Then, it was my turn to get the sugarcane juice for us and I came back to a stunned looking Aman.

Here’s why.

Old man/bapok: OoOoOoO mengancam (I don’t know how to translate lah, maybe something like omg so hot I wanna bite you HAHAHA)

Aman: Don’t look behind me. Don’t look.

At this point of time, I was damn blur like a tin sotong.

Old man/bapok: Geramnyaaaa, I sukaaaa (yummy, I likeeee)

Me: wts?! Is he talking about you?!

Aman: 0.0

Yes, this happened in a crowded hawker centre, in broad daylight, and families with small kids were nearby.

WTH RIGHT. I was laughing but at the same time damn irritated yknow. You want to be immoral, that’s your problem but at least have some common sense to not do it infront of small kids. Turns out Aman told me, when I was gone, every 3 seconds, he was spewing something with sexual connotations. Damn disturbing.

After awhile, he slowly walked past us and said ” You special…..”

I wanted to die.

To summarise this whole entry, Aman and I will never see the words “you special” the same way again.

Eeyer.